I like it dark as sin,
Sweet, rich flavors of malt, chased down with coffee …
… No sugar with my coffee, just cream.
Amber ale is fine, but stout makes my heart sing …
… Alcohol in the morning, and the excitement it brings:
Imagine yourself–responsible adult responsibly drinking in the morning–
That just doesn’t make sense to some.
They do it in Europe, you smugly remind them.
Besides, it’s just one …
One stout chased with coffee (no sugar, just cream)
With your breakfast of sausages, eggs, and toast.